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Ja sam izgleda nahebao... :
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Goran's Disease.
Cause: genetically-modified sausages

Symptoms: wheezing, watery eyes, collapsed lungs

Cure: fresh air

suffering from: RAINY23osis
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: extremely ability to , frequent toe numbness, shrunken head, memory loss
Cure: none

Ti si još više nahebala od mene Rainy, Cure: none!!!!! :

Arielaitis.
Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: leg swelling, sudden hives, occasional anger, mild nightmares

Cure: don't do it again

Ajmeivanaitis.
Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: sudden urine retention, speaking in tongues, froglike eyes

Cure: take a day off work

To si danas i učinila, što je jedan sat posla... :

ko da sam znala :

Jel vidiš ti to...

ipak ja bolujem od Ajmeivanaitisa

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Tea's Disease.

Cause: lack of honey in diet

Symptoms: stiffness, blisters, glowing aura

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

You are suffering from
Emina's Disease.

Cause: falling over

Symptoms: excessive confusion,
-1 Strength,
-2 Charisma, sudden coordination problems, extreme dementia

Cure: exercise

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Teo's Disorder.
Cause: bad spam

Symptoms: nausea, gargling, frequent ectoplasm, sniffing

Cure: click heels together three times

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Kornyitis.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: mania, frequent tongue retraction, mild leg numbness

Cure: sleep

Cause: unknown

Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures

Cure: click heels together three times

Good lord! You are suffering from
Blizanka's Syndrome.

Cause: allergy to alcohol

Symptoms: excessive water retention, beeping, tunnel vision

Cure: fire

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Mala mazicaitis.

Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: Hitler moustache, occasional fatigue, cannibalism

Cure: smoke three cigarettes every day before meals

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Lux's Syndrome.

Cause: dancing

Symptoms: slightly cockney accent, itching, ectoplasm, urine retention

Cure: prayer

Good lord! You are suffering from
Meaitis.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: horn growth on forehead, hypothermia, fingernail lengthening, grimacing

Cure: consume more alcohol

zanimljiv lijek

Evo lijeka Mea! :vino: ::

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Sanjich's Lurgy.

Cause: sporting injury

Symptoms: extreme redness of nose, abdominal pain, mild chest pain

Cure: attempt to repeat cause

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Black angelitis.

Cause: overwork
Symptoms: mild hand tremors, mild stiffness, fear of drowning
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Dragana's Syndrome.
Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: smell of brimstone, forgetting what day it is, shouting

Cure: take two aspirin with meals

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Marioitis.

Cause: running too fast
Symptoms: glimpses of underlying reality, photophobia, suicidal thoughts
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
Cause: running too fast - a ja treniro da budum među najbržima u razredu i vidi šta mi to brzo trčanje uzrokova - Mar...kako se ovo piše!?