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PostajNaslov: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 10:52

Utipkaj svoj nick i saznaj od koje rijetke bolesti boluješ na ovoj stranici

Ja sam izgleda nahebao... apciha cerekalo:
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Goran's Disease.
Cause: genetically-modified sausages

Symptoms: wheezing, watery eyes, collapsed lungs

Cure: fresh air

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 11:09

suffering from: RAINY23osis
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: extremely ability to fly, frequent toe numbness, shrunken head, memory loss
Cure: none
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 11:12

Ti si još više nahebala od mene Rainy, Cure: none!!!!! Laughing cerekalo: Laughing

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 12:16

Arielaitis.
Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: leg swelling, sudden hives, occasional anger, mild nightmares

Cure: don't do it again
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 14:45

Ajmeivanaitis.
Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: sudden urine retention, speaking in tongues, froglike eyes

Cure: take a day off work cheers
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 14:47

To si danas i učinila, što je jedan sat posla... cerekalo:

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 14:50

ko da sam znala cerekalo:
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Jel vidiš ti to... Laughing

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-20, 14:53

ipak ja bolujem od Ajmeivanaitisa
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-04-21, 17:20

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Tea's Disease.

Cause: lack of honey in diet

Symptoms: stiffness, blisters, glowing aura

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-03, 23:18

You are suffering from
Emina's Disease.

Cause: falling over

Symptoms: excessive confusion,
-1 Strength,
-2 Charisma, sudden coordination problems, extreme dementia

Cure: exercise
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-04, 10:14

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Teo's Disorder.
Cause: bad spam

Symptoms: nausea, gargling, frequent ectoplasm, sniffing

Cure: click heels together three times

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-07, 09:45

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Kornyitis.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: mania, frequent tongue retraction, mild leg numbness

Cure: sleep

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-29, 15:23

Cause: unknown

Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures

Cure: click heels together three times
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-31, 11:09

Good lord! You are suffering from
Blizanka's Syndrome.

Cause: allergy to alcohol

Symptoms: excessive water retention, beeping, tunnel vision

Cure: fire Laughing Laughing

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-05-31, 11:36

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Mala mazicaitis.

Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: Hitler moustache, occasional fatigue, cannibalism

Cure: smoke three cigarettes every day before meals
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-06-30, 14:36

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Lux's Syndrome.

Cause: dancing

Symptoms: slightly cockney accent, itching, ectoplasm, urine retention

Cure: prayer

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-07-15, 21:59

Good lord! You are suffering from
Meaitis.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: horn growth on forehead, hypothermia, fingernail lengthening, grimacing

Cure: consume more alcohol

zanimljiv lijek Laughing
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-07-17, 13:54

Evo lijeka Mea! utoci beer :vino: chirio :;):

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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2009-07-17, 14:01

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Sanjich's Lurgy.

Cause: sporting injury

Symptoms: extreme redness of nose, abdominal pain, mild chest pain

Cure: attempt to repeat cause
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PostajNaslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti   Smiješne bolesti I_icon_minitime2010-04-08, 21:37

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Black angelitis.

Cause: overwork
Symptoms: mild hand tremors, mild stiffness, fear of drowning
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Dragana's Syndrome.
Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: smell of brimstone, forgetting what day it is, shouting

Cure: take two aspirin with meals
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Marioitis.

Cause: running too fast
Symptoms: glimpses of underlying reality, photophobia, suicidal thoughts
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
Cause: running too fast - a ja treniro da budum među najbržima u razredu i vidi šta mi to brzo trčanje uzrokova - Mar...kako se ovo piše!?
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