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Naslov: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 10:52

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Ja sam izgleda nahebao... apciha

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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Goran's Disease.
Cause: genetically-modified sausages

Symptoms: wheezing, watery eyes, collapsed lungs

Cure: fresh air

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Take a moment every day to appreciate your most precious gift. It did not have to be, but we were given the gift of life. Honor that gift by living beautifully and by giving back a little beauty as we go along the way. Life wants nothing more than to be appreciated and fully enjoyed.

Gost

suffering from: RAINY23osis
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: extremely ability to fly

, frequent toe numbness, shrunken head, memory loss
Cure: none

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 11:12

Ti si još više nahebala od mene Rainy, Cure: none!!!!! Laughing

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Take a moment every day to appreciate your most precious gift. It did not have to be, but we were given the gift of life. Honor that gift by living beautifully and by giving back a little beauty as we go along the way. Life wants nothing more than to be appreciated and fully enjoyed.

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 12:16

Arielaitis.
Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: leg swelling, sudden hives, occasional anger, mild nightmares

Cure: don't do it again

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 14:45

Ajmeivanaitis.
Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: sudden urine retention, speaking in tongues, froglike eyes

Cure: take a day off work cheers

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 14:47

To si danas i učinila, što je jedan sat posla... cerekalo

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Take a moment every day to appreciate your most precious gift. It did not have to be, but we were given the gift of life. Honor that gift by living beautifully and by giving back a little beauty as we go along the way. Life wants nothing more than to be appreciated and fully enjoyed.

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 14:50

ko da sam znala cerekalo

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Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 14:52

Jel vidiš ti to... Laughing

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Na Rubu Znanosti: David Icke - Pozadina ratova, financijske krize i ostalih svjetskih zbivanja
Take a moment every day to appreciate your most precious gift. It did not have to be, but we were given the gift of life. Honor that gift by living beautifully and by giving back a little beauty as we go along the way. Life wants nothing more than to be appreciated and fully enjoyed.

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 20.04.09 14:53

ipak ja bolujem od Ajmeivanaitisa
Laughing

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 21.04.09 17:20

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Tea's Disease.

Cause: lack of honey in diet

Symptoms: stiffness, blisters, glowing aura

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

Laughing

Gost

You are suffering from
Emina's Disease.

Cause: falling over

Symptoms: excessive confusion,
-1 Strength,
-2 Charisma, sudden coordination problems, extreme dementia

Cure: exercise

Gost

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Teo's Disorder.
Cause: bad spam

Symptoms: nausea, gargling, frequent ectoplasm, sniffing

Cure: click heels together three times

apciha

Gost

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Kornyitis.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: mania, frequent tongue retraction, mild leg numbness

Cure: sleep

Laughing

Gost

Cause: unknown

Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures

Cure: click heels together three times

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 31.05.09 11:09

Good lord! You are suffering from
Blizanka's Syndrome.

Cause: allergy to alcohol

Symptoms: excessive water retention, beeping, tunnel vision

Cure: fire Laughing

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ali ono što HOĆU uvijek znači da MOGU
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Smiješne bolesti Admin10

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 31.05.09 11:36

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Mala mazicaitis.

Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: Hitler moustache, occasional fatigue, cannibalism

Cure: smoke three cigarettes every day before meals

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 30.06.09 14:36

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Lux's Syndrome.

Cause: dancing

Symptoms: slightly cockney accent, itching, ectoplasm, urine retention

Cure: prayer

veseli

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 15.07.09 21:59

Good lord! You are suffering from
Meaitis.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: horn growth on forehead, hypothermia, fingernail lengthening, grimacing

Cure: consume more alcohol

zanimljiv lijek Laughing

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 17.07.09 13:54

Evo lijeka Mea! utoci

:vino:

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Na Rubu Znanosti: David Icke - Pozadina ratova, financijske krize i ostalih svjetskih zbivanja
Take a moment every day to appreciate your most precious gift. It did not have to be, but we were given the gift of life. Honor that gift by living beautifully and by giving back a little beauty as we go along the way. Life wants nothing more than to be appreciated and fully enjoyed.

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 17.07.09 14:01

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Sanjich's Lurgy.

Cause: sporting injury

Symptoms: extreme redness of nose, abdominal pain, mild chest pain

Cure: attempt to repeat cause

Gost

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Black angelitis.

Cause: overwork
Symptoms: mild hand tremors, mild stiffness, fear of drowning
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 06.06.10 16:09

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Dragana's Syndrome.
Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: smell of brimstone, forgetting what day it is, shouting

Cure: take two aspirin with meals

Naslov: Re: Smiješne bolesti 31.07.10 23:25

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Marioitis.

Cause: running too fast
Symptoms: glimpses of underlying reality, photophobia, suicidal thoughts
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
Cause: running too fast - a ja treniro da budum među najbržima u razredu i vidi šta mi to brzo trčanje uzrokova - Mar...kako se ovo piše!?

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